They Come in Threes
1) i sprained my hamstring and tore my calf. i was given soma. Soma IS NOT ENOUGH.
2) My mother’s car broke. As in wouldn’t shift into reverse and thought it would be fun to imitate the retching motion of vomiting each time one accelerated. Mama insisted on taking it to a transmission place she heard about on Christian radio. (Could you hear my screams of objection from there?) After $450 for an “inspection”, several days of driving everyone to/from work (i’m on worker’s comp leave), 60 miles round-trip of towing to a new transmission shop and a sagging/frayed/leaking engine means we have to go to small claims court.
3) My pc broke. While looking for Rhode Island apartment prices on Google (i’ll explain that one later), i clicked on a condo advert. That turned out to be a porn site. That gave my computer SpyLock. That made it go to the Deadly Blue Screen of Doom. That made me just barely convince myself not to throw the friggin computer over the balcony to crash on the concrete three floors below. It would have been so pretty. But it’s not Spike’s fault (that’s my computer’s name). It’s the frickin trojan SPYLOCK, the BASTARD!
< / rant >
April 18th, 2007 at 4:09 am
Might I suggest AVG Free. Its the best free antivirus program. Also, Adblock for Firefox might help too.