Once upon a time I was a fan of your movies, Kevin Smith. Mallrats made me laugh and Chasing Amy was great flick. In fact, I even loved your sappier side in Jersey Girl, especially the Broadway homage with the Sweeney Todd bit. And even though I wasn’t as fond of Dogma, disliked the Jay & Silent Bob movies and thought Clerks 2 sucked, I still liked you. But now you have been black-balled, my friend. I throw down the gauntlet.
Why? WHY? Because you are making THIS MOVIE!
You have ruined the beautiful name I have bestowed my daughter. She will now be associated with this stupid title which is why I refuse to see it. I curse the day you thought of this title, I curse it!
Yeah, baby. Nothing like brilliant insight to stump useful thought.
Upside: I have a couple paying projects on my desk.
Downside: All this reading is making the brain hurt.
Upside: I have a few websites I’m working with to get some major clippage which will definitely lead to more paying gigs.
Downside: All this writing can make the brain hurt.
Upside: I’ve been working in my pjs.
Downside: I really need to go take a shower to correct this “just woke up” look.
Conclusion: I LOVE BEING A WRITER. Showers cure bed-head and hurting brains. The end.
I am tired. Just really, really tired. My writing is really starting to take off, the apartment is an absolute disaster, I have a slew of doctor’s appointments and various baby-mania type errands to run. This week (Thursday) I’ll be ushered into my 7th month of pregnancy and yet all I want to do is sleep.
I LOVE sleep. Especially since the new flannel sheets my Mom gave us are so soft and warm. Our room gets nice and cool in the darkness of winter with light rain pattering away on the bushes outside our window and I just want to sleep. Sweet sweet slumber that in a little less than 3 months will be going away for awhile… (more…)
So Writer Chick did this meme that actually caught my attention. I found it funny and revealing and now I’m doing it too.
The Rules:
1. Write a list of things of which you are suspicious. Any number of them will do.
2. Include the list of rules, if you feel like it.
3. Link back to the person who tagged you. Or don’t.
4. Tag people you want to tag or skip this step altogether.
5. If you acted on rule four, leave comments on their websites to let them know that they have been tagged or just let them be surprised. Surprises are good.
#1: Anyone who won’t answer a straight question. This simultaneously drives me insane and leads me to believe you don’t want to tell me the truth willingly which makes you extremely suspicious in my book. (more…)
